Here’s how Radiant Farms describes their new product: Canned Unicorn Meat:
“As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn’s outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.”
For more information on this enchanted entree, click here.
June 29, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Not that is funny — Unicorn meat.
June 29, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Spoilsport.
June 29, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Wow…there are no words to describe my reaction to that…
June 29, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Guys … you do realize that this is a spoof, right? Unicorns are make believe.
I think.
November 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Of course it’s a spoof. Unicorns ceased to exist ever since they were hunted to extinction in County Meath, Ireland.
Wait…ooops.
August 15, 2012 at 5:02 pm
I find this post to be very offensive. Unicorns are magical creatures that we need to treasure. I understand that it is not your own product, but endorsing a site that takes away the magic from the world, its, its … I can’t find the words for the sadness I’m feeling now.